

I am Alexis. Haha-Alexis Vachon...soon to be Crunkleton. No I am not getting married...I am simply (wanting) changing my name. Why you ask? Well my mom, sister and I have been together by ourselves for a while now. My mom and Steve(aka my dad) have been divorced for a while now...and now that I am older and really see the man he is...all I can say is EH? I don't want to be apart of him any more. No my father has never hit me, said mean things, hurt me in any way shape or form. He hasn't been there...ever!And I am not saying I did need him to be either. But some one who is supposed to be a parent, shouldn't they have tried to be apart of their childrens lives?But because of pure laziness and lack of effort...he wasn't. So why should I have his last name...He means nothing to me. As far as my sister goes...she doesn't even know him...she knows OF him, and my mom...she only kept the last name because of us. I will say this to-he has had every moment, chance, oppurtunity to be there, and apart of our lives...the man is just THAT LAZY to not be. Oh, and did I mention there is another child of his in this world. My step-sister Phoenix...yes she even lives in Arizona...that right with her mom and her new dad. Yes, Steve has not 1, not 2, but 3 children, 3 daughters whom he does not see, nor does he try.
Lol-So now that you know that...I bet your wondering why Crunkleton?
Well see I work at the Cheyenne Mountain Resort( yes, we are a 4-Diamond property ;) in the reservations department. Well a few weeks back, I ran across a name "Bob Crunkelton" haha- I know right?
Say it with me BOB Crunk-el-ton...AH-MAIZING! What a name I thought! So when I got home from work that night I told my mom about the coolest name I had ever heard! (the little things they get to me!) So it was one of those jokes that has basically kept going. And its funny because all joking aside, the three of us really would like to be the "Crunkleton's!"
Alexis Aleesha Crunkleton
Jordan Taylor Crunkleton
Felicita"Fay" Crunkleton
Yeah I know, your jealous and want to find an insanly awesome name like us!
We are a pretty awsome family like that.
On a side note...when we first started talking about changing our names, we were wanting to be the OMG's. And yes exactly like that reads O-M-G! Or we were going to take out our last names and just put puctuation marks such as
Jordan! or Alexis? Or Fay: ....lol Or the @ symbol! Yes, I know-we are crazy,but who is to stop us? We would be one of the coolest families around!(and you know it!)
Well thats the some-what history of the Crunkeltons...we''ll be back later with more!
Till then..
-A.Crunkelton

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