"Just so you know..."

Evening...

Lol just so you know...I didn't start this "blog" just to be about my family...this is my blog...I just so happend to name it...haha our new family name. Its got so bad that a lot of my co-workers are calling me by Ms. Crunkleton...haha I love it!

Anyway...so its freaking hot! No I mean like beyond HOT! And I love every minute of it!

Yeah so anyway- Last "blog" I forgot to mention a part of our family...[I know right...how dare I?] Its a good thing he can't read...other wise he might have yelled at me...but for now he sticks out his tounge and pants...Yes, thats right...he's the family dog. Rocky is his name, sleeping is his game! He is a 8 year old boxer...Handsome fellow if I might add...grey hair and all! Oh yeah and he also missing some of his bottom teeth. How you might ask? Oh-well let me tell you...when Rocky was a puppy, we kennel trained him. So my mom got one of those metal frame kennels...Yeah Rocky decided that wasn't gonna work for him...SOOOO-We come home and Rocky is out of the cage...but the cage had not been opened through the front, nor the back...or anywhere... the cage was untouched! A real puzzler! So to one up him...my mom went an bought an AIRLINE APRROVED KENNEL! One more time folks... AIRLINE APPROVED KENNEL!!! So again we come home and Rocky is there greeting us by the door..."what the???" Once again we proceeded to the kennel and it hadn't been opened...still locked..."So now your like ..."Wait?" What?" So how you ask he got out? Well see ROCKY prived open the side of the kennel with his teeth and slipped out! "Can you believe that?" Yeah no one can either...but he did ...several times I might add! So how did we keep Rocky in his kennel? My step-dad Brody, had to build a METAL FRAME to go around the front of the kennel and we had to BOLT it down...yes, thats how we kennel traind him...He really is one of the best dogs around. He now has his occasional mis-haps, lifting his leg on the kitchen table, begging at dinner time, stealing a dog food can-chewing on it so hard that the lid popped open...yeah no joke...the entire inside was cleaned out and the lid was just simply popped off! My mom didn't know wether to punish him...or be impressed...lol...but when it comes down to it Rock-O, is the shit! He is the only male in our home...and fits in quite nicely! He knows he is our protector, and he does a great job showing it. He pretty much lets everyone who comes to the door "whats up?" He doesn't take to other "males" (dog or human)to much. But when you live in a house with 3 women...ha-you could understand!

"Us"

Hi there!

I am Alexis. Haha-Alexis Vachon...soon to be Crunkleton. No I am not getting married...I am simply (wanting) changing my name. Why you ask? Well my mom, sister and I have been together by ourselves for a while now. My mom and Steve(aka my dad) have been divorced for a while now...and now that I am older and really see the man he is...all I can say is EH? I don't want to be apart of him any more. No my father has never hit me, said mean things, hurt me in any way shape or form. He hasn't been there...ever!And I am not saying I did need him to be either. But some one who is supposed to be a parent, shouldn't they have tried to be apart of their childrens lives?But because of pure laziness and lack of effort...he wasn't. So why should I have his last name...He means nothing to me. As far as my sister goes...she doesn't even know him...she knows OF him, and my mom...she only kept the last name because of us. I will say this to-he has had every moment, chance, oppurtunity to be there, and apart of our lives...the man is just THAT LAZY to not be. Oh, and did I mention there is another child of his in this world. My step-sister Phoenix...yes she even lives in Arizona...that right with her mom and her new dad. Yes, Steve has not 1, not 2, but 3 children, 3 daughters whom he does not see, nor does he try.

Lol-So now that you know that...I bet your wondering why Crunkleton?

Well see I work at the Cheyenne Mountain Resort( yes, we are a 4-Diamond property ;) in the reservations department. Well a few weeks back, I ran across a name "Bob Crunkelton" haha- I know right?

Say it with me BOB Crunk-el-ton...AH-MAIZING! What a name I thought! So when I got home from work that night I told my mom about the coolest name I had ever heard! (the little things they get to me!) So it was one of those jokes that has basically kept going. And its funny because all joking aside, the three of us really would like to be the "Crunkleton's!"

Alexis Aleesha Crunkleton

Jordan Taylor Crunkleton

Felicita"Fay" Crunkleton

Yeah I know, your jealous and want to find an insanly awesome name like us!

We are a pretty awsome family like that.

On a side note...when we first started talking about changing our names, we were wanting to be the OMG's. And yes exactly like that reads O-M-G! Or we were going to take out our last names and just put puctuation marks such as

Jordan! or Alexis? Or Fay: ....lol Or the @ symbol! Yes, I know-we are crazy,but who is to stop us? We would be one of the coolest families around!(and you know it!)

Well thats the some-what history of the Crunkeltons...we''ll be back later with more!

Till then..

-A.Crunkelton